So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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