Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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