Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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