The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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