But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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