I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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