I feel great
I just peed on a car
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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