Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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