I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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