just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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