she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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