just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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