Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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