You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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