Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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