whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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