Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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