Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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