At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
