is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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