Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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