That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I love having hate sex.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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