...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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