no. you can't hotbox the world.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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