Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
