is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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