Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Of course I have a pirate flag
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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