Its about making memories worth repressing
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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