Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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