Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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