96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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