is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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