i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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