Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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