Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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