is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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