i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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