If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize