Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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