So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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