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is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
