do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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