I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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