Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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