that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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