I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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