your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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