Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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