This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
