So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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