I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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