So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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