her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
is it fun? or sober?
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