I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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