can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
