i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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